May 2013
48 posts
jonbutter:
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
varldslighet:
varldslighet:
after fridays come the
pizza:
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
girlgrowingsmall:
stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:
Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
slydigger:
“but don’t tampons feel like having sex”
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
thetimeladywhostoletheimpala:
augustusfring:
alaska where you at bitch
a shit-ton of katherines
paper-ass towns
holy fucking shit another will grayson
fuck you stars
Didn’t john want to call it A Shit-ton of Katherines?
all the tiny fishes: It’s been less than a week... →
allthetinyfishes:
It’s been less than a week since my parents went to New York and I am about to kill my 18 year old stubborn-as-a-mule-and-shittier brother.
He never paid his SSAF fee. He’s been working almost two days a week but has literally no money in his bank account. Mum just discovered this and so I…
It’s ok guys, I messaged him on Facebook without Clare’s permission...
swagchat:
swagchat:
swagchat:
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
hip-pop
eloquenceisunderrated:
Student union are bringing rescue cats and dogs in on Thursday lunch time for Stress Less week I could not possibly be happier.
I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE (my engineering degree) I AM MISSING EVERYTHING TO ATTEND THIS EVENT AT (someone else’s) UNIVERSITY.
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merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
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April 2013
38 posts
