February 2012
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COMMUNITY IS BACK MARCH 15TH EVERYONE PRAISE YOUR RELEVANT GODS/DEITIES/CELEBRITY CRUSHES. Praise be to Ryan Gosling.
Feb 21st
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ratsoff: We Met In D.C.: Washington Love Stories by AJ Chavar for The Washington Post (nprradiopictures via laughterkey.) I think my enjoyment of some aspects of America/my perceived way of living there are becoming a full blown fixation. Maybe eventually I will get to live there on a long-term(ish) basis and maybe I will end up hating it but I really would like to try. Being there, I...
Feb 13th
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January 2012
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I have been incredulised; recent events/situations have caused me to experience a level of incredulousness. Two days ago I received my pre-ordered copy of TFiOS. With a Hanklerfish. I have found myself unable to truly believe that my copy of TFiOS has a Hanklerfish on it and thus I have been rendered incredulous. Additionally yesterday one of my friends stated that he did not read books...
Jan 27th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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This is what dreams are made of.
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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December 2011
16 posts
Anonymous asked: you're on fire!
Dec 21st
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French kiss.
Dec 21st
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Vampire weekend.
Dec 21st
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Sour puss.
Dec 21st
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Black Friday.
Dec 21st
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Oh, hot dam.
Dec 21st
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Greetings and slutations !
Spelling in emails to family members is important.
Dec 20th
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“In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.”
– Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies (via millenniumhandandshrimp)
Dec 19th
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Robyn is to electropop as Adele is soul/pop. i.e. master of pathos.
Dec 19th
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choctop asked: I think someone's having an Irrational Rage Haha :)
Dec 19th
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Irrational Rage: what would happen if I were an...
YES OF COURSE THEY LIKE CHRISTMAS. USING THEIR LINGUISTIC ABILITIES, MOTOR SKILLS, AND OTHER FUNCTIONS THEY HAVE CONSTRUCTED AND BROADCASTED A STATUS CLEARLY STATING THAT CHRISTMAS IS THE GREATEST TIME OF THE YEAR, INDICATING THEIR POSITIVE FEELINGS TOWARDS CHRISTMAS. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU, OH COMMENTER, ARE NOT MAKING AN IRONIC JOKE (which would be acceptable) ABOUT NOT BEING...
Dec 19th
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For those of you who didn't know,
I am slowly collecting all of Terry Pratchett’s books. Yes, all of them.
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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“Last Christmas, I gave you my heart; but the very next day the immunosuppressive...”
– theantipodeanhomo
Dec 16th
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Anonymous asked: Do you anticipate that you and your boyfriend will be together for a really really long time, or even forever?
Nov 30th
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Listen. Laugh. Cry. Hyperventilate.
THE POP-TART TRAGEDY (mp3)
Nov 24th
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Are there any locals left in Bali/Thailand ?
Because it seems to me that Australia is staging a masked attempt at colonising both countries, using unknowing tourists to soften the impact.
Nov 19th
Thinking in italics.
Today I was talking to a friend. He has fallen head over heels for his ex after catching sight of her once. Naw, he has feelings. I like that in a person. “I saw her at Safeway for the first time in like 4 years and recognised her straight away,” Note to self, find him someone awesome and deserving in the near future. ” … and was just overwhelmed by this crazy...
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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6.30 am
wake up, incredibly groggy put on dressing gown realise hunger is apparent venture into kitchen eyes adjust to harsh awakeness Mum is standing by the sink, rinsing dishes she is completely nude all window blinds are up “Lovely weather for ducks today ! Have some breakfast !” thunderclap outside “Morning Mum.” This was the first 5 minutes of my day.
Nov 7th
Reblog if you live in Australia and you ride your...
eloquenceisunderrated: quirkytaverna: choctop: This never happens! The one time this would ever happen was if my Emu was getting a major service at the vet. oh my god you have an emu? i am so jealous! i got my brother’s wombat when he moved out. it’s not as fast but at least it gets the job done. Look guys just be happy you have an emu or a wombat (or kangaroo. Ooh look at me I have a...
Nov 5th
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My family’s current method of checking if I am home is turning off the modem.
Nov 5th
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Friend: I would say your equally silly.
Me: I would say YOUR GRAMMAR.
Friend: I wouldn't say that ...
Me: I know. You'd say YOU'RE GRAMMAR.
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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One reason horse racing annoys me:
all of the horses’ race names seem to be personal jokes between the trainers/owners, neither of which I am, and so I just feel out of the PJ.
Oct 31st
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Anonymous asked: Do you seriously smoke pot?
Oct 28th
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And that is us.
Oct 27th
Fact: nervous sweating is stanky.
Cramming for exam tomorrow. Stretch arms upw - HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT ? MY ARMPITS SMELL TERRIBLE. NOT LIKE, OOOOH I AM SO SWEATY. I JUST WENT FOR A RUN IN SUMMER, GET ME TO A SHOWER PRONTO. LOOK AT ME, I’M SO SWEATY AND GROSS BUT DAMMIT I AM AN AMAZING PERSON FOR GOING ON A RUN AND NOW I CAN JUDGE ALL THE NON STINKY PLEBS WHO HAVEN’T EXERCISED TODAY. NOT LIKE, OOOOH...
Oct 25th
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Tony Abbott:
“I vow to fight and/or appeal everything, ever.” As crazy as it sounds there is more to being part of the opposition than, as he seems to have forgotten, opposing.
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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meowchael-deactivated20111114 asked: call me naive, but people are acting like they'll never see people ever again after school finishes. loco! it's not hard to find time for a coffee now and then.
Oct 24th
sweetest thing i've read all week! →
OH GOD NO DOGS ARE MY WEAKNESS. Look. I teared up. I won’t lie.
Oct 22nd
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Reasons I think I am immature:
Four days ago I read the wikipedia summary of all the Paranormal Activity movies so I didn’t have to see them. Haven’t been able to get to sleep since.
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Oh hai Melbourne.
Just so you know, 2.5% of our country are indigenous Australians. I’m sure you’re aware of how the nation has screwed over the various Aboriginal/Torres Strait Island communities over the years (you know, first the English killed most of them or tried to ‘breed it out of them’, and now their are huge issues with lack of education, substance abuse and alcoholism). Not only...
Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Kat: I feel unwell. Nick: Did you have a bad poopy ? 100% genuine. This conversation has happened more than once. EDIT: the first time the answer was yes; the second time it was no.
Oct 19th