jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
varldslighet: varldslighet: after fridays come the
pizza: your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
girlgrowingsmall: stop-bitching-start-a-revolution: Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
slydigger: “but don’t tampons feel like having sex”
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
thetimeladywhostoletheimpala: augustusfring: alaska where you at bitch a shit-ton of katherines paper-ass towns holy fucking shit another will grayson fuck you stars Didn’t john want to call it A Shit-ton of Katherines?
all the tiny fishes: It’s been less than a week... →
allthetinyfishes: It’s been less than a week since my parents went to New York and I am about to kill my 18 year old stubborn-as-a-mule-and-shittier brother. He never paid his SSAF fee. He’s been working almost two days a week but has literally no money in his bank account. Mum just discovered this and so I… It’s ok guys, I messaged him on Facebook without Clare’s permission...
swagchat: swagchat: swagchat: what type of music do chiropractors listen to hip-pop
eloquenceisunderrated: Student union are bringing rescue cats and dogs in on Thursday lunch time for Stress Less week I could not possibly be happier. I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE (my engineering degree) I AM MISSING EVERYTHING TO ATTEND THIS EVENT AT (someone else’s) UNIVERSITY.
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive