This never happens! The one time this would ever happen was if my Emu was getting a major service at the vet.
oh my god you have an emu? i am so jealous! i got my brother’s wombat when he moved out. it’s not as fast but at least it gets the job done.
Look guys just be happy you have an emu or a wombat (or kangaroo. Ooh look at me I have a CHOICE). Ever ridden an echidna? You don’t want to.
Guys don’t feed the stereotype, everyone knows we can’t ride anywhere because of the snakes, spiders and great white sharks. And last night I couldn’t even swim in my pool because there was a crocodile in there.
Again.
(Source: modelmaterialx)
