• wake up, incredibly groggy
• put on dressing gown
• realise hunger is apparent
• venture into kitchen
• eyes adjust to harsh awakeness
• Mum is standing by the sink, rinsing dishes
• she is completely nude
• all window blinds are up
• “Lovely weather for ducks today ! Have some breakfast !”
• thunderclap outside
• “Morning Mum.”

This was the first 5 minutes of my day.