Because it seems to me that Australia is staging a masked attempt at colonising both countries, using unknowing tourists to soften the impact.
My name is Kat Hare, say it out loud.
I am 19;
I live in Melbourne;
I like to make faces.
Ironically, I'm vaguely allergic to cat hair.
Because it seems to me that Australia is staging a masked attempt at colonising both countries, using unknowing tourists to soften the impact.