I found the charger for my Gameboy, which was missing for about 3 months.
Bring on the Pokemon.
I’ve been humming this for the last 12 years.
BOOM!
Decorated this for my friend Jordan’s birthday.
Surround yourself with friends who bake;
Easy access to love and cake.
WROTE THAT MYSELF.
YES.
A THOUSAND YES’S.
SO MANY LEVELS OF YES.
Y E S.
AFFIRMATIVE.
ETC.
A YES UPON BOTH YOUR HOUSES.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN
Cymothoa exigua
The tongue-eating louse is a parasitic isopod crustacean of the family Cymothoidae. It tends to be 3 to 4 centimetres (1.2 to 1.6 in) long. This parasite enters through the gills, and then attaches itself at the base of the spotted rose snapper’s (Lutjanus guttatus) tongue. It extracts blood through the claws on its front, causing the tongue to atrophy from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish’s tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub. The fish is able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue. It appears that the parasite does not cause any other damage to the host fish…
(read more: Wikipedia)
Srsly, y’all think Slowking is far-fetched ?
Things in Pokemon that don't make sense
- You can’t catch fainted Pokemon.
- You need to TALK to someone else before giving your Pokemon a new nickname
- Scyther and Gyarados are flying type. They can’t fly.
- Dig on water.
- Dive on land.
- Pokemon get buried on the upper floors of buildings.
- No matter where you are, Prof. Oak KNOWS when you use a bicycle inside.
- You never eat.
- Escape rope makes a hole in the roof of the cave for escape. Then you’re at the entrance.
- You can fly across regions yet you can’t jump a tiny ledge.
- Mewtwo is before Mew in the PokeDex.
- Lvl 100 Wailord bodyslams a Lvl 3 Wurmple. It just faints.
- PokeDex already has entries for all Pokemon. Why do you have to catch them?!
- Charizard is only 5’07. Dunsparce is 4’11. WHAT.
- Policemen fight you randomly. Don’t do anything when Team Rocket goes by.
- Starters not in the wild, but Prof. Oak has them.
- Free health care no matter the injuries. Lemonade costs $300.
- You carry a bike in your bag.
- Can’t dig in Rustboro tunnel as you’ll disturb Whismur. They all have Soundproof.
- You’re ten and can gamble in casinos.
- Lyra calls about Marill evolving into Azumarill. You battle her and it’s still a Marill.
- Macargo is 1.8 times hotter than the sun.
- A Shinx can intimidate an Arceus
- Pokemon use Earthquake yet trainers are unaffected.
- Lickitung couldn’t learn lick in Gen 1
- Charmander dies when its tail flame goes out. Use Surf on it and it only faints.
- Spoink dies if it stops bouncing. Paralyze it and there are no consequences.
- Trainers battle if you make eye contact. Walk straight past and they battle you anyway.
- Live with your mom. One room. One bed.
- Rock climb. Scale huge walls. Can’t climb tiny ledge.
- Female Mr. Mime.
- No bathrooms. ANYWHERE.
- Hundreds of trainers on routes. All houses occupied. THEY’RE ALL HOMELESS.
- You can forget Amnesiabut gyarados fly.
occasionally.
Starter Pokemon definitely do exist in the wild. I’m just sayin’
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE
it is Pokemon.
